Thursday, March 31, 2011

Prezentare dinamica

Pentru cei care vreti sa mi vedeti blogul cu o noua fata intrati aici:
1. http://pariuri2009.blogspot.com/view/snapshot
2. http://pariuri2009.blogspot.com/view/flipcard
3. http://pariuri2009.blogspot.com/view/mosaic
4.http://pariuri2009.blogspot.com/view/sidebar
Totul este foarte simplu .Daca doriti sa vedeti blogul in format snapshot ,adica varianta 1,adaugati la URL ul blogului meu /view/snapshot adica asa http://pariuri2009.blogspot.com/view/snapshot. Pentru urmatoarele 3 variante flipcard,mosaic si sidebar pasii sunt la fel .
Mereu am pregatit numai lucruri bune pentru cititorii mei.Ma da modestia afara din casa.Sa auzim numai de bine.

Leapsa

Am primit tema pentru acasa de la MitzaaBiciclista De ce si cum...
CAND AM INCEPUT SA SCRIU...In clasa 1 cand am inceput sa fac liniute si bastonase ,ma descurcam bine dar eram suparat ca nu sunt fotolii in scoala,asa ma mintise un baiat mai mare,erau doar niste banci vechi si urate.Pe blog am inceput sa scriu de un an de zile,mai mult sau mai putin.
CE MA MOTIVEAZA SA SCRIU PE BLOG...Zambetul si buna dispozitie pe care,asa imi place sa cred,le aduc cititorilor mei.Ma inspir mult din realitate ,foarte rar inventez.Am avut norocul sa fiu inconjurat de prieteni cu mult haz .Nu scriu elaborat ,lin,dar am umor si mi s a spus ca sunt mai bun la oral decat la scris.:D
CUM REACTINOEZ LA COMENTARII NEGATIVE...Bine ati venit in lumea mea.Sa nu indrazniti pentru ca sunt masina de razboi.Nu numai ca nu o sa mai lasati comentarii negative dar nu veti mai intra pe internet din cauza mea.:))) Serios vorbind nu le dau mare importanta.
CARE A FOST IDEEA INITIALA DE LA CARE AM PORNIT...Banii.Eu credeam ca se pot face bani buni din afilieri pentru casele de pariuri.Ar fi trebuit sa fie un blog nisa despre pariuri si sport dar nu vreau sa fie asa.Vreau sa am de toate aici de la muzica,poze,articole,glume proaste,pariuri,etc ca la piata,dar nu orice piata ci piata din Milano.:D
CE FEL DE LINKURI TIN IN BLOGROLL...Am ceea ce imi place.Nu tin bloguri pe care nu le urmaresc.Multe sunt scrise de femei , am eu o atractie...Dar si Filip, Serafim sau Simon , se ridica mult peste asteptarile mele.
CUM M A SCHIMBAT PE MINE BLOGUL...M a schimbat in bine spre foarte bine.Sunt mult mai atent la ceea ce scriu pentru ca nu scriu doar pentru mine,in sensul eu centrez eu dau cu capul.
CE ASTEPTARI AM DE LA BLOGUL MEU...Sa ii faca pe oamenii care il citesc din cand in cand sa revina cu drag si sa le mai descretesc fruntile ,nu sa vina din obligatie.
CE ASTEPTARI AM DE LA CITITORII/VIZITATORII MEI...Sa nu fie falsi ,sa mi spuna direct daca nu le place ceva dar sa nu exagereze.V am pupat !

Wednesday, March 30, 2011

National Baking supports Eat Jamaican

Sonia Linton with Ity, Fancy Cat, 'Doctor Bird' and friends after the unveiling of the National Baking Truck bearing the Eat Jamaican logo. Occasion was today's Eat Jamaican Road Show at Bronx Taxi Park in Mandeville.
- Staci Smith photo

Eat Ja fun!

Doctor Bird and Best Dressed Chicken in a dance contest!

Bronx Taxi Park - Mandeville

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Monday, March 28, 2011

La pescuit

Era una dintre acele zile speciale cand toata lumea era multumita pe balta la Moara Domneasca. Pestele fusese atat de darnic cu ‘vanatorii’ lui incat pana si inevitabilele comparatii nu si mai aveau rostul. Satui de caras am hotarat sa facem un concurs de crap, fiecare cu o singura lanseta si cu reteta preferata in carlig, mai ales ca pe ici pe colo se vedeau semne ca s ar plimba prin zona. Acesta se lasa greu si doar cei rabdatori si in primul rand norocosi aveau parte de un asemenea trofeu. Fiecare isi masca pregatirile pentru a incerca sa termine ziua in plina glorie. Viorel si a tras geanta langa scaun si scotocea prin ea aruncandu ne ocheade de control. Mihai si a bagat cutia intre picioare si apoi s a ghemuit peste ea trabaluind prin forfacuri. Eu mi am impins rucsacul langa stuf si m am intors cu spatele, chipurile, sa ma joc cu Saba. Ea nu coopera invartindu se mai mult pe langa Misu, care mancand mai tot timpul era o sursa inepuizabila de hrana, desi renunta destul de greu la cate-o imbucatura… mai mult de gura noastra.
Ne urmaream pe sub sprancene, incordati, pentru a descoperi secretul adversarului. Ce sa vezi la Viorel? Se acoperise cu un prosop iar Misu mai avea putin si cadea in cutie. Am ales un forfac cu plumb culisant si am infipt direct pe carlig cinci boabe de porumb si un plutitor sa le tina deasupra malului. La Misu am zarit niste patratele si mamaliga pe arc, inainte sa arunce, iar Viorel umbla cu boabe pe fir atasat de carlig ca era cu croseta in mana. Numai Broscoiu nu avea ce sa ascunda. Voia sa incerce o montura cu doua arcuri si o gramada de margele si alte sclipiciuri pe care o luase din Obor si de care era mandru. Noi eram pe jos. Ce dracu faci cu tiribomba aia, ai dat bani pe ea?… Arunca cu ea noaptea sa nu te vada cineva… Sigur ai luat o de la ‘pescari’, nu e pentru lustra?… Dar el nu se cobora la nivelul nostru si isi umplea tacticos arcurile cu mamaliga. Cand a ridicat o in aer si am vazut lanseta ca gemea sub greutatea monturii ne-am pus mainile la ochi. A reusit s o urneasca, a zburat cu arcurile n vant vreo zece metri si a cazut ca un bolovan improscand apa in toate directiile.
Dupa o asa demonstratie de forta insotita de distractia aferenta, vietuitoarele acvatice s-au imprastiat care incotro caci nici un semn de viata n-am mai observat mult timp dupa aceea. Incet, incet sperantele noastre de a prinde crapi s-au spulberat una cate una.
Doar Broasca mai privea bambina, eu m am tras la umbra iar Misu si Viorel au plecat sa faca baie. Saba a fugit dupa ei fara sa se sinchiseasca de chemarile mele. Dupa vreo jumatate de ora au aparut susotind si facand semne bizare. Se mai priveau si izbucneau in ras. Imi era prea lene sa incerc sa dezleg misterul veseliei, am verificat doar daca patrupeda era prezenta. Voi nu va duceti la baie, ne-a incercat Misu… Stiti cum e apa, turbezi, a subliniat si Viorel… Broscoiul tocmai isi umpluse sapca cu apa si si-o turnase in cap sforaind de placere iar eu simteam ca temperatura a crescut si la umbra peste nivelul de confort acceptabil. Dupa cateva minute eram deja in drum spre ‘piscina’, locul unde fundul apei era nisipos si ne simteam ca la mare. Am bagat-o si pe Saba desi nu-i placea in balta si ne distram copios cand o vedeam cum inoata pana la mal cu coada drept carma. Se scutura ca nebuna si alerga prin iarba si venea la marginea apei latrand la noi. Cu greu ne-am desprins din unduirile racoritoare si am luat-o prin arsita spre ‘tabara’.
Cei doi intinsesera masa pe un pled iar Misu era deja cu gura plina si inghitea aproape pe nemestecate. Stai hipopotame ca nu ti ia nimeni mancarea de la rat, baga incet ca te ineci si n avem bani de coroana, l a sfatuit Broasca… Viorel, rosu la fata isi cam ferea privirea si se apucase s-o mangaie pe Saba… Din instinct am privit spre lanseta si mi-a sarit inima. Cotorul era cazut din stativ, firul moale, bambina in apa. M-am repezit zbierand ca apucatul: crapul, ba a fost crapul si am am tras cu diperare. Am simtit greu si am inceput sa mulinez. Pestele nu prea se zbatea, venea cuminte avand devieri de la stanga la dreapta. La cativa metri de mal, l am tras mai tare, s a ridicat spre suprafata si am vazut o umbra care venea catre mal fara sa incerce sa se opuna prea serios. Cand l am ridicat din apa, desi era destul de mare mi s-a parut cam teapan, usor si… subtire. Atarnat in carlig, pestele a inceput sa se roteasca si daca, la prima vedere, pe fata arata normal, spatele m-a lasat inmarmurit. Mai erau ceva urme de oase in scobitura capului, sira spinarii era intacta si alte cateva oase si ceva maruntaie pietrificate. In nari am simtit mirosul specific ce nu mai lasa nici o indoiala. ‘Regizorii’ isi savurau victoria cu gura pana la urechi… Ce ai facut nene, l ai omorat cu zile… Ba da pana l ai scos a putrezit saracul… Da i repede cu sare ca mai are ceva carne… I al incet si baga l in juvelnic ca se descompune… Ce tare e , prinde si pestele mort… La ce ai luat fantoma, la cocolos de tamaie?… Pana la urma nu m am mai putut abtine si balta rasuna de rasetele noastre dezlantuite… Ba dementilor ce v a trecut prin capetele alea seci…

Clinica Pariori Anonimi

Pariurile ca orice alt viciu trebuie controlat,altfel ajungi sa pariezi banii de mancare,haine,intretinere ,etc si viata devine anosta.
Cateva sfaturi pentru cei care vor sa se lase de pariuri,droguri,bautura,femei...La femei ne mai gandim daca sa renuntam sau nu.:D
Ia o pauza 2 minute si incearca sa ti aduci aminte ce faceai inainte sa te apuci de pariuri.
Nu te mai gandi la pariuri, nu mai discuta de ele (nici de bine, nici de rau) cauta ti alti prieteni cu alte preocupari, chiar daca vor parea plictisitori la inceput. Cauta alte activitati (care nu pot genera vicii - pericolul e mare de a cadea din lac in put) pe care sa le faci, chiar daca initial o sa le faci fortat fara nici o placere. Cu timpul descoperi placere.
Insoara te !
Dar nu te insura cu prima fata care iti iese in cale ca s ar putea sa dai de o zgarcita( insoara te cu una care cheltuie...adica chiar cheltuie,toale,saloane de frumusete,cluburi,masini,vacante) sa vezi dupa aceea ce o sa iti mai arda de pariuri.
Intoarce te la pronosport.
Apuca te de pescuit - stai weekendurile (adica exact cand sunt meciurile multe) pe garla si pescuiesti toata ziua cu baietii/fetele, bagi un gratar etc. cu 2-300 ron iti iei scule sa pescuiesti cativa ani .
Daca ai o problema cu pariurile - Sa nu te mai vad pe aici!:D

Dimineata


Biletul zilei


28.03.2011
ATP Miami : Rochus vs. Youzhny Youzhny 1.22
ATP Miami : Federer vs. Monaco Federer 2-0 1.14
ATP Miami : Nadal vs. F. Lopez Nadal 2-0 1.15
WTA Miami : Wozniacki vs. Petkovic Wozniacki 1.15
WTA Miami : Medina Garrigues vs. Jankovic Jankovic 1.20
Irlanda Cupa Setanta : Sligo Rovers vs. Portadown Sligo Rovers 1.65
Grecia Liga a 2-a : PAS Giannina vs. Diagoras PAS Giannina 1.25

Sunday, March 27, 2011

Nationala Romaniei


Am fost umiliti ! Nu de scor ci de jocul nostru "cu dosul in poarta" si "bum bum" pe varfuri.
Jucand cu sistemul 1-7-0-2 nu poti castiga niciodata! Iar golurile primite obsedant dupa min. 80 nu reprezinta ghinion, ci neputinta fizica si psihica.
Cind, altadata, ne au egalat danezii, mi au dat lacrimile. Acum, dupa un meci Bosnia-Romania, m am trezit cu un zambet lipit de coltul gurii, plin de indiferenta, ca si cum as fi uitat sa cumpar chibrituri de la magazinul de pe colt. Am ajuns sa fiu imun. Ce spune asta despre mine?? Ca sunt un adevarat roman contemporan, egoist si indiferent, caci a fi roman in ziua de azi nu poate fi definit altfel.
Du te Razvane!Ai avut destul timp si nu ai aratat nimic.Chiar nimic! Numai "preferinte", din pacate, dezamagitoare si "idei fixe", dar proaste! Rezultatul? Mai "urat"decat pe vremea lui Piturca! Talentul de antrenor, este clar acum, NU ESTE EREDITAR!
Nu poti spune ca vei invinge Bosnia si sa nu schimbi nimic in jocul pe care il practici. Nu poti spune ca iti doresti victoria dar sa joci la egal, eventual pe mana unui contraatac.
Momentul actual este rezultatul managementului dezastruos, a lipsei unui proiect serios sau a respectului pentru valoare. Preferinta pentru ciupeala si smecherie au cernut intreaga noastra societate, pana la o posesie de 66% a Bosniei!
Un singur lucru bun: aceasta noapte rusinoasa a fost mai scurta cu o ora.

Saturday, March 26, 2011

Europe: Part 2 - Europa League Preview


As we stated last week, Real Talk Football takes a look at both draws of the European cup competitions, and previews the last eight teams left in each competition. Today we look at part 2 which features the Europa League draw.

The reason I suggest everyone keeps an eye on the Europa League this year, is quite frankly because it has been packed with free flowing entertaining football. Now with no clear favourites left in the competition, a surprise winner could be on the cards.

Europa League

The four ties in the quarter final draw are as follows

FC Porto v. Spartak Moscow

Tale of the tape

FC Porto finished 3rd in the Portuguese Liga at the end of the 2009/10 season, subsequently ascertaining automatic Europa League qualification. The 2003 UEFA Cup winners started their campaign with an unbeaten group stage, where they won 5 of 6 games and topped a group consisting of Besiktas, Rapid Wien and CSKA Sofia, with 16 points.

In the first knockout phase they overcame two tough games against Sevilla, with the match ending in a 2-2 draw, hence progressing on away goals. In the last 16, Porto beat the very tricky CSKA Moscow side both home and away to win 3-1 on aggregate, and set up a quarter final tie against another team from the Russian capital.

This Russian side made their way into the competition after finishing third behind Chelsea and Marseille in the Champion’s League group stage. The Moscow based side, who are managed by former Russian international Valeri Karpin, surpassed Swiss side FC Basle 4-3 on aggregate after two great games.

In the last 16 tie, they comfortably beat Dutch giants AFC Ajax 4-0 on aggregate to set up a tie against the blues and whites from Portugal.

Key Players

Aiden McGeady – A name which football fans in Britain may be loosely familiar with, the Irishman joined the Russian side from Scottish side Celtic, for £9.5 million. This transfer made him the most expensive export from the Scottish Premier League in history. He was named the second best right midfielder in the Russian Premier League for last season, and is a pivotal member of the Spartak side.



Falcao – the Colombian international has been in scintillating form this campaign, scoring 7 times in 9 appearances. The 25 year old joined Porto in 2009, and has since taken his totals to 36 goals in 44 appearances. He is a clinical striker, with an eye for goal, and has already shown this season, that he can be the difference maker.



Probable Line-ups





SL Benfica v. PSV

Tale of the tape

Benfica are another side to enter the Europa League after finishing 3rd in their respective Champions’s League group. Their group consisted of Schalke 04, Lyon and Hapoel Tel-Aviv. The Portuguese side beat German side VFB Stuttgart 4-1 over two legs in an enthralling pair of matches.

In the last 16 tie, Benfica overcame the tricky French side PSG 3-2 on aggregate with star performers Franco Jara and Oscar Cardozo causing all sorts of problems for their opponents.

Dutch side PSV finished 3rd in their domestic league last season, earning automatic Europa League qualification. They progressed through to the knockout stages of the tournament after topping their group with 14 points, ahead of opponents Metalist, Sampdoria and Debrecen.

They then went on and beat French league leaders Lille 5-3 on aggregate in a very open and attacking match, and then beat Scottish side Glasgow Rangers 1-0 over two legs in a match which was completely opposite to the win over Lille.

Key Players

Balázs Dzsudzsák – The left winger/attacker is the key man for PSV as his great performances for the Dutch side has seen him attract interest from some of Europe’s elite clubs. In the Europa League this season, he has 4 goals in 10 games, with 2 assists.



Fábio CoentrĂŁo – the tricky left back, who can also play further forward if needed, is one of the most promising left sided players in Europe. He impressed at the 2010 World Cup for Portugal, and has continued his great form this season. He has play all four matches in the Europa League this season, so keep an eye out for his skills, his pace and his excellent crossing ability.



Probable Line-ups





Villarreal v. FC Twente

Tale of the tape

The Yellow Submarine progress through to the knockout phase of the tournament after finishing top of Group D with 12 points, which consisted of opponents PAOK, Dinamo Zagreb and Club Brugge. Renowned for their great home form, the Spanish club lost two away matches in the group stages, and this is seen as their weakness. However Villarreal did beat two of the pre-tournaments favourites in Napoli (2-1 on aggregate) in the first stage, and then Bayern Leverkusen (5-3 on aggregate) in the last 16 stage, to subsequently progress to the Quarter-finals.

FC Twente boss Michel Preud'homme dubbed Villarreal "little Barcelona" after the draw was made, which is a huge compliment to Juan Carlos Garrido’s side. The Dutch champions entered the Europa League after finishing 3rd in their Champion’s League group, behind Tottenham and Inter Milan. They fought off valiant comebacks from both Rubin Kazan (0-2 win away, 2-2 draw at home, 4-2 win on aggregate) and pre-tournament favourites Zenit St. Petersburg 3-2 on aggregate, winning 3-0 away in a cold night in Russia.

Key Players

Luuk De Jong – A player we have mentioned on the blog before, and a striker who is a nuisance, and knows how to find the back of the net. He has made 4 appearances in the Europa League, and has scored 3 goals. He was hailed and credited for his brilliant performance against Zenit St. Petersburg.



Giuseppe Rossi – Another Real Talk Football favourite, the 24 year old is the Europa League’s top goalscorer with 8 goals in 10 appearances, with 2 assists. He has been exceptional this season, and his partnership up front with Nilmar, and his link up play with midfielders Borja and Santi Carzola have been the basis to their progression into the latter stages.



Probable Line-ups





Dynamo Kiev v. SC Braga

Tale of the tape

The Ukrainian side rewound the clock, and found some of that European form which was so impressive in the early 00’s. They finished top of their group with 11 points, in a tricky group with BATE, AZ and Sheriff.

Dynamo did however wait until the knockout stages before they really turned on the style, smashing Turkish side Besiktas 8-1 on aggregate. They then went on to knockout another one of the pre-tournament favourites; Manchester City 2-1 on aggregate and progressing into the Quarters.

SC Braga, the third and final Portuguese representatives are another one of the teams to enter through the finishing third in their respective Champion’s League group, they finished behind Shaktar Donetsk and Arsenal respectively. In the first knockout phase they overcame a 1-0 away first leg defeat to Lech Poznan to win 2-1 on aggregate. They then upset their second English side in Europe this season beating the three time UEFA Cup winners Liverpool 1-0 on aggregate.

Key Players

Alan – the Brazilian born attacking midfielder has scored 2 vital goals in the 4 appearances he’s made in this Europa League campaign. At 31 years old he’s a more experienced member of the squad, and scored in the resurgence over Lech, and the decisive winner over Liverpool.



Artem Milevskiy – the Ukrainian “playboy” has let his on the field performances do the talking this season, with 5 goals and 2 assists in 9 appearances this campaign. The 26 year old plays in the hole behind Andriy Shevchenko for this Kiev side, as he is a strong, versatile, fast and creative forward.



Probable Line-ups



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Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Mamele si cainii de lupta


Acum ceva timp eram cu o buna prietena a mea Terra si cu Roxana in parc.O zi frumoasa ,am mancat gogosi ,am privit niste pusti care jucau baschet ,am spus glume,am vorbit despre sex ,bani,distractie,muzica...Cand deodata apare o mamica cu un copil in lesa.Ce dracu e asta???Au ajuns copiii pitbuli si eu nu stiu.?Arata caraghios si nu cred ca e sanatos sa iesi cu panarama de copil prin parc sa i sa strigi:APORT!!!Ii mai arunci cate un bat sa ti l aduca in gura,il dresezi,sa faca pe mortul,pe uratul,pe dracu in patru si daca nu asculta il tragi de lesa....Aaa si il educi cu un ziar atunci cand nu executa comanda.Dar nu orice ziar ,un ziar impaturit care sa aiba in interior o bucata de fier beton,pentru ca asa se face educatie,la noi la romani,cu parul...Si dupa ce copilul va creste mare,si va trece pe legale ,se mai mira parintii de ce a incendiat clasa 9a de la Ienachita ,cu tot cu profesoara si femeie de serviciu inauntru.Hai sictir cu lesa ta mama draga !!!