Thursday, July 5, 2012

Tatuaje-povesti scrise in suflet


Daca ati primit urmatoarele intrebari:
1.Sunt reale?
2.A durut?
3.Pot sa le ating?
4.Ce cred parintii tai?
5.Ce cred copiii tai?
6.Reprezinta ceva?
Inseamna ca aveti tatuaje.Sunt povesti scrise in piele pentru ca noi,tatuatii,nu am avut timp sa le punem pe hartie.
Raspunsul la 1 intrebare:Da,tatuajele mele sunt pe bune.Si sunt singurele lucruri cu adevarat reale din viata mea.
Raspunsul la a 2 a intrebare:Da,a durut cand au fost realizate.Atat de mult cata suferinta am indurat pana acum in viata asta pentru ca am mers pe principiul-Un barbat puternic nu face ceea ce trebuie ci ceea ce vrea!
Raspunsul la a 3 a intrebare:NU!
Raspunsul la a 4 a intrebare:Tatal meu uraste tatuajele mele si ale lui Alin pana in momentul cand spui ceva de rau fata de cerneala noastra din piele.Atunci devine scutul nostru numarul 1,bastionul nostru,cel mai mare aparator al nostru.
Raspunsul la a 5 a intrebare:Inca nu am copii si daca o sa vina vremea lor o sa-i educ sa nu judece lumea dupa culoarea pielii sau dupa tatuaje.
Raspunsul la a 6 a intrebare:Da.Inseamna totul numai ca nu e albumul tau de poze...








NICKI MINAJ SO HUNGRY, SHE BOUGHT #800,000 NAIRA (#3000POUNDS) NANDO'S CHICKEN IN ONE NIGHT!

Nicki munches away on stage

Award winning singer/rapper Nicki Minaj Nando's restaurant staffs after she ordered £3,000 worth of their tasty take-away chicken in one go after her gig in Manchester last Thursday. Daily Star source close to the singer claimed she ordered 550 chicken legs, 300 chicken wings and 60 bottles of coke, adding it was enough to fill 'a whole car'.

In response A spokeswoman for Nando's restaurant confirmed Nicki is a fan. Hear her:
'A lot of the US artists are fans of Nando’s, like Rihanna,' she said. representative of the rapper said she probably had the order prearranged so she wouldn't miss closing time.

The Nando's in Spinningfield manchester where she made the order

 
'She finished her show at about 12 and she did a signing afterwards. I can't imagine Nando’s would have been open at that time. She was straight off back to America that night,' he said.
'She did a meet and greet thing after the show, and there was some after party that she went to. But I wouldn’t be surprised if she went to Nando's or had a big order from Nando's.'

Nicki's choice meals when on tour are:

For breakfast she has been known to order scrambled egg whites, turkey bacon, toast, Belgian waffles, strawberries, assorted juices and a large fruit platter.
Lunch meanwhile can consist of buckets of spicy fried chicken - no thighs, lot of wings - a large cheese platter, a deli tray filled with cold meats and a set of silverware to help shovel it all down.

With Ass like hers, well no amount of food should be too much.

Wednesday, July 4, 2012

LIFEGUARD FIRED FOR SAVING DROWNING MAN!!!





A Lifeguard Tomas Lopez's been fired for saving a drowning man.
Why? He left the section of a south Florida beach his company is paid to patrol. 

Lopez was on duty Monday at Hallandale Beach when a beachgoer asked for help. Lopez said he ran to assist a man struggling in the water south of his post.
By the time Lopez arrived, witnesses had pulled the drowning man out of the water. Lopez and an off-duty nurse helped him until paramedics arrived. The victim survived and was hospitalized.
For that, Lopez was fired.
Two other lifeguards have quit in protest.
On their part, his employesr the Orlando-based company, Jeff Ellis and Associates, says Lopez broke a company rule and could have put beachgoers in his section in jeopardy.

PRESIDENT GOODLUCK SAYS NO TO OFFICIAL DELEGATIONS TO THE LONDON 2012 OLYMPICS - You wanna go? Buy your tickets!




In an apparent departure from past wasteful spendings, President Goodluck Jonathan has banned official delegation to the 2012 Olympics in London.
Sports Minister, Bolaji Abdullahi, disclosed this on Wednesday at the end of the weekly Federal Executive Council (FEC) meeting presided over by President Goodluck Jonathan today.
Bolaji said: 
"This is to ensure that we have value for what are doing. Any governor or top government officials outside of the participating teams seen at the London Olympics will certainly not have travelled on federal government ticket.
“What I can assure you for a start is that there is not going to be any official Nigerian delegation to this Olympic. So this is the first time in a long while that I know that you will not have an official Nigerian delegation to the Olympics, a global event like this. 
"I want to also add that it is not always the case that there is anything wrong in officials being more than the athletes, for example you have only one boxer, that boxer must have a physiotherapist, a doctor, a coach, and even a psychologist in some cases.
" If you look at the American contingent, it is almost  like the contingents of many of the countries put together. What we are doing is that we are taking all reasonable measures to ensure that every single person that is going to the Olympics have a business in the Olympics. Of course Olympics is a public event and if you find a state governor in London, it doesn't mean that we are sponsoring him to be there, so he has the wherewithal to go by himself to go and watch  the Olympics. 
"But what I can assure you is that there is no official Nigerian delegation to the Olympics and that itself is a major one in ensuring that we have value for what we are doing," the minister concluded.
By the way, Nigeria at the African Athletics Championships recorded impressive results and set three new African records. Courtesy, Abdullahi's briefing of the FEC. 

OPRAH WINFREY's STEPMOM ACCUSE HER OF BEING BEHIND HER DIVORCE FROM OPRAH'S DAD


Oprah Winfrey and dad Vernon Winfrey

Babara Winfrey, Oprah Winfrey's stepmom claims Oprah has used her fortune to take control of the family's barber shop Vernon Winfrey( Oprah's dad) has run for more than 50 years.

So now that 78-year-old Vernon has filed for divorce based on the ownership of the barbershop threatens to tear apart the Winfrey family apart.

Oprah paid $475,000 for the store in Nashville, Tennessee, when it was up for auction last week. the store had earlier gone into foreclosure.

Barbara Winfrey said the purchase means that Oprah, has gained control of the business and cut her out.

‘I know what is going on. I'm tired of it, and I've had enough,’ Barbara Winfrey told WSMV TV in Nashville.
‘People are giving him wrong advice, and it's leaving me in a situation where all I can do is fight for me.’
‘There is no reason for it to go into foreclosure like this. The property is upside down, which is what a lot of properties are. It cost us $481,000 to build this building, but it's only worth $350,000.’

On Oprah controlling her husband, she said:
‘He believes what he's told. His daughter doesn't care about the community. His daughter doesn't care about the barbershop. But I do.’


Barbara and her 78-year-old husband opened the barber shop a year ago to replace a store at a nearby location.
But the couple apparently fell behind on their mortgage payments and the red brick building went into foreclosure.
Barbara said she wanted to borrow more money from a bank but that on advice from his famous daughter Vernon refused to take out a loan.

Oprah's dad, Vernon said: 
‘My wife and I, we have not been getting along well, and I did not want to endow myself to another drawn-out, struggling debt.’

At the opening of the new barber shop Vernon said the premises would be his legacy to the community.
‘When I'm gone, I'm glad I'll be able to say I left the neighborhood looking nice,’ Winfrey said.
He said his daughter had urged him to give up cutting hair, but he planned to continue.
‘Some folks say, “Winfrey, you're kind of old to be doing it.” I say, “You're right, but I feel good,”’ he said.
Vernon said his famous daughter wanted him to retire.

In response to the accusations Oprah's spokesperson said: 

‘Oprah purchased the property that was in foreclosure.

‘Vernon Winfrey has been a fixture in the community for decades and will continue to manage the business on a day-to-day basis.’
Barbara said that her husband has since filed for divorce and believes he does not understand the decisions he is making.




DANA AIRLINE STARTS PAYING CRASH VICTIMS' FAMILIES INSTALMENTALLY - $30000 NOW, $70000 LATER



Reports reaching us say, Nigerian airline, Dana has started compensating families of those who died when one of its planes crashed a month ago, with each family expected to get $100,000.
Dana Air plane crashed June 3 in the Iju area of Lagos, Nigeria, killing all 153 people onboard and an unspecified number on the ground.
Airline spokesman Tony Usidamen said today, Wednesday that nine families had received deposit payments of $30,000 so far, and will later get $70,000 more. He says 67 other claims are currently being processed.
In his words:
"...the airline is not thinking about flying now; we are more concerned about the accident victims' families."
The airline's already been grounded by the Nigerian government after the crash. The cause of the disaster? still a mystery.

Van Persie Não Vai Renovar



O atacante de 28 anos que tem mais um ano de contrato com o clube londrino Arsenal e já no mês de janeiro poderá assinar um pré-contrato com qualquer outra equipe optou por não prosseguir seu vinculo contratual.

“Eu pensei muito tempo sobre isso, mas decidi não estender meu contrato. Vocês, os fãs, claro que têm todo o direito de discordar da minha decisão e eu sempre vou respeitar a opinião de vocês”, afirmou o atacante holandês.

Autor de 37 gols em 48 jogos na última temporada, Van Persie deu indicações de que não deve permanecer no Arsenal na próxima temporada. Barcelona e Manchester City foram alguns dos clubes que manifestaram interesse no atleta.

O atacante também é um sonho do nosso atual treinador, que deve fazer de tudo para traze - lô ao clube.

Go Citizens!

JCC calls for Redemption and Unity

Jamaica Council of Churches calls for "Redemption" and unity for 50th Anniversary 6 August 2012.

The Jamaica Council of Churches (JCC) has called for "redemption," "liberation,"  "the righting of relationships,"  "restitution," and "debt-forgiveness" as the Country celebrates 50 Years of Independence on 6 August, 2102.  In an open letter to Churches, Politicians and Civil Society, JCC President RC Emeritus Archbishop Donald Reece called for an end to tribal politics  in Jamaica and in its place a year of Jubilee "to make our Christianity real: to forgive; to liberate and be liberated; to regularise relationships in families that are far from harmonious or life-giving; and to close the gap of "them and us" wherever we find it."
- Deacon Mike James
 
Read the full message from Archbishop Reece below:
 
We all agree that the celebration of this year's Independence is very special; it's a Jubilee Year observance.  From the perspective of our biblical tradition we consider such an observance expanding beyond mere joviality and merry-making.  It's a year of "redemption," "liberation,"  "the righting of relationships,"  "restitution," and "debt-forgiveness" (cf. Lev. 25).
Given these biblical characteristics of a Jubilee Year, the Jamaica Council of Churches is encouraging the membership of our Churches, the political directorate of each major Parties as well as the rank and file of the electorate and civil society to get a firm grip on the spiritual understanding of "Jamaica 50." Right now in our society there is a tremendous amount of "cass cass" and the usual tribal politics that we, as Christian followers of political Parties, have accepted as the norm.  This Jubilee Year is a call to make our Christianity real: to forgive; to liberate and be liberated; to regularise relationships in families that are far from harmonious or life-giving; and to close the gap of "them and us" wherever we find it.
Might this "Jamaica 50" not be an appropriate occasion to challenge our congregants and our political leaders to take the higher ground of nationhood, which takes into consideration the characteristics of Jubilee?  Proper to our situation is the unity we ought to seek as one people under God—a people forged by bitter, inhumane slavery, demeaning indentureship and the accompanying struggles resulting in freedom and liberation.
Conversely, the lower ground will forever plague us: divisiveness, negativity, the inability to work together for the common good for all Jamaicans, greed, and political one-upmanship.  St. Paul's admonition to the Galatians holds true for us today in Jamaica: "If you go snapping at each other and tearing each other to pieces, you had better watch or you will destroy the whole community" [Gal. 5: 15].  Where can we find the caliber statesmen/women who will eschew the lower ground for the salvation of the community?  Where?
The Jamaica Council of Churches makes this urgent public appeal to one and all to seek the higher ground which is in keeping with the lofty ideals enshrined in our nation's motto, our national anthem, and our pledge.  "Jamaica 50" demands that higher ground now!

+Donald J. Reece    

 Archbishop Emeritus of Kingston

President of the Jamaica Council of Churches

29 June 2012

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#LaTiranPa'Lante


Según Carlos Villagrán, Doña Florinda y Quico romanceaban en la vida real…


La supuesta infidelidad de Florinda Meza, "Doña Florinda", con Carlos Villagrán, "Quico", provocó revuelo en los paises donde el programa "El Chavo del 8" continúa por décadas en los primeros lugares de sintonía.

La confesión de Villagrán de haber mantenido un romance con Florinda Meza, su madre en la referida emisión y actual esposa de Roberto Gómez Bolaños("El Chavo", "Chespirito"), ocupó  las primeras planas en la prensa y fue objeto de comentarios en la televisión.

"'Doña Florinda' cuerniaba (engañaba) a 'El Chavo' con 'Quico'", señaló en su peculiar lenguaje el diario popular "La Cuarta" en su portada, al reproducir las "confesiones" de Villagrán: "No lo voy a negar. Fue durante el rodaje de 'El Chavo del 8' hace mucho tiempo". 

El titular de portada agregó: "Fue sin querer queriendo, pero siempre se supo que a la vieja chancluda le gustaba 'Quico'", agregó.

En su página de espectáculos, el periódico explicó que "la bronca entre 'Chespirito' y Carlos Villagrán se remonta a la década de los años 70, cuando 'Quico' era el enamorado de Florinda Meza y 'El Chavo' se la quitó para llevársela al barril".

En Perú, en un programa de televisión, Villagrán no sólo reconoció sus vínculos amorosos con Florinda Meza, actual esposa de Gómez Bolaños, sino que arremetió contra éste, a quien acusa de avaro y de ser golpeado por su esposa.

La relación entre Carlos Villagrán y Florinda Meza se terminó cuando ella se convirtió en pareja de Gómez Golaños, en 1977, durante una visita de la compañía a Chile, anotó por su parte "Las Últimas Noticias".

La publicación señaló además que Florinda se excusó de opinar sobre "temas personales", pero su representante, César Rattoni, declaró que "ninguna persona le ha hecho más daño al grupo y a Roberto (Gómez Bolaños) que Carlos".

"En cuanto tiene oportunidad, despotrica con declaraciones sucias. No sé hasta dónde va a llegar con esto", enfatizó. 

Respecto de la relación amorosa de "Quico" con Florinda Meza, Rattoni se limitó a señalar: "En todos los grupos de actores hay ciertas afinidades y amistades más marcadas, pero no sé por qué hablar estas cosas".




"Que Tej nura"




Cafe con Pipi? #NoMeHaEsooo


Se detecta orina en el café que tomaban en una oficina pública


¿Orina en el café? Esa es la denuncia que han realizado los empleados públicos de la oficina del Registro de la Propiedad en Granada ante un juzgado de Guadix tras los resultados en un laboratorio privado.
El café no tenía el sabor habitual y tenía un hedor a orines. Esto puso en alerta a los trabajadores del Registro de la Propiedad en una oficina de Granada. Mandaron analizar la bebida a un laboratorio que les confirmó, según consta en la denuncia, la presencia de orina en el café. Ahora, un juzgado de Guadix ha abierto diligencias.
De momento, la Guardia Civil ha precintado la cafetera y el juzgado tratará de averiguar la procedencia de esos orines, que en principio pone en el ojo del huracán a todas las personas que tienen acceso a estas dependencias del Registro de la Propiedad de Guadix.
El juzgado de Guadix en colaboración con la Guardia Civil trata de determinar quién o quiénes depositaron en la cafetera de esta oficina los excrementos líquidos que algunos empleados detectaron mientras bebían un café. El autor o autores, si son descubiertos, se enfrentarán a penas de cárcel.
Fuente: Que.es

Cual Número habrá salido?

Esta joven estaba rifando su virginidad para costear sus estudios universitarios, segun ella.
El valor por boleto era RD$1000 pesos & la fecha de esta gran rifa era el dia 1 de julio.
No sabe porque via se iba anunciar el ganador.



Heather Gables Bios

Heather Gables

Heather Gables

Birthday: March 6, 1983
Astrology: Pisces
Birthplace: California
Started Porn: 2004
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Nationality: American
Hair Color: Blonde
Height: 5'2"
Bra: 34A
Waist: 28
Hip: 36
Weight: 110 lbs


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jalando perico, LOL


ROBIN VAN PERSIE GIVES ARSENAL THE BOMBSHELL - "i'll not be renewing my contract!"


Arsenal's captain, Robin Van Persie has announced that he will not be renewing his contract with arsenal.


He then went on to say that, during a meeting with Wenger and Gazidis, it had “become clear to me that we in many aspects disagree on the way Arsenal FC should move forward

definitivamente #NuncaTanto


Encarcelado por decir que Dios no existe!
Un funcionario de Indonesia escribió en Facebook: “Dios no existe” y por esas palabras ha sido encarcelado. ¿Los motivos? Insultar al Islam y caricaturizar a Mahoma en la red social.
El condenado fue musulmán hasta 2008, año que renegó de su fe porqué no creía en un Dios. Decía que si existiera un Dios no habría desastres ni crímenes.
En ese momento creó una página en Facebook para dar a conocer su opinión y además colgó una caricatura de Mahoma.
La religión musulmana prohíbe cualquier representación de cualquier profeta.

MEET THE NEW FAROUQ CURRENCY!!!


Farouk Lawan, the new currency drafted.

Mierrrrcoles!!

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Yo-Yo mode